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Oh Vox you're kind of sexy in that not really because-I-can't-use-html-in-my-profile kind of way.

Stupidest Things I've Done Recently:

1. Not argue my way out of going 48 on a 35mph to that cop. You know what? I panicked, don't judge me.

2. Got acrylic nails. No seriously, what the fuck. They look good for about the first, I don't know, 48 hours until the paint chips and your nails grow and there you are three weeks down the road being made fun of by strangers at work for the gaps in between your nails and the fake ones.

3. Made a list of the stupidest things I've done.

4. Gone on vacation the day I could start registering for classes, therefore screwing myself anally of any good class times. (note to self: you only have 13 credits thus far this semester, register for another class).

5. Become addicted to Facebook.

6. Asked for more hours at work. When I ask for more hours because you haven't scheduled me at-fucking-all for the past three weeks, I don't mean give me 36 hours. Dear Abercrombie & Fitch, you can suck it you corporate polo and destroyed denim machine. Have you heard how great our jeans fit?